Stop the press! The financial opportunity that every NBA fan in Ljubljana & Tennessee has ever wanted has finally arrived! The Goran Dragic & Mike Conley VISA Debit Cards!
As reported by Hickory High:
Thanks to these swaggy new releases from Card.com, you can blow through your disposable income with style. Their newest round of branded feature prepaid debit cards two of the NBA’s most exciting and, ironically, least recognizable young players; the Memphis Grizzlies’ Mike Conley and the Phoenix Suns’ Goran Dragic. This is the stuff that NBA memes are made of.
These talented athletes look surprisingly good shrunk down to debit card size, but should we expect anything less from an Annie Liebovitz shoot? Dragic is captured in a neo-greaser pose–collar popped, wry smile, and ready to chuck the ball at your face. Conley, on the other hand, was in the midst of a modeling session for American Apparel when he headlined a surprise trade to Card.com in exchange for Steph Curry and a 2015 second-rounder.
The cards are actually pretty good… I just wonder the process that went through their heads, late on a tuesday evening, surrounded by empty takeaway chinese boxes when someone said “hey, i’ve got it! Let’s get 2xNBA Point Guards who only about 8.44% of the population would actually be able to recognise in street clothes to be the face of our brand new Debit Cards!”
“THAT’S THE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HEARD!”
One things for sure, if VISA’s marketing strategy is to make sure that Sasha Vujacic never ever owns a VISA card, they’ve made the right move.